morning and met quite number of
people at the bank door so decided
to pen down my
observation..
1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the
door with their hands raised up
and their heads bowed down like
they have given their life to
christ.. People inside will be like
”Oga enter the door has opened.!
2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always
wished the door will open and close
fast..
I was entering the bank the other
day. A guy inside started yelling at
me.. Do fast come out nah,when
the door hasnt opened yet…. i was
like come Jack me come out nah..
grin grin
3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to
operate the door,some will even
think the bank has closed,some will
wait for someone to comeout before
they enter.
4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoe
their phones,keys even after much
done they would be denied
entrance.. The security officer be
like ”oga you be welder ? cheesy ”
5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the
bank and now with idea of how to
bypass the sequrity..when they
enter the door they would hold out
every metal object like keys,phones
outside the door until the door
makes attempt to close.. When one
door closes the other must open.
wink
6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in
entering the door, even when they
enter alone they will want to know
how many people are inside the
bank before the door opens.
7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door and
ask questions that one needs to
consult the gods before they
answer, questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?
8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the
door and coincidentally two people
wants to enter from both inside the
bank and outside.. They will keep
pressing the buttons vigorously like
a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!
Feel free to add yours!
